14 marzo 2007

Lo que Zapatero no estudió en la Universidad

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

7 comentarios:

LA BELVA UMANA dijo...

Moooola. Me gusta especialmente el de Camboya, pero el metodo favorito era la bolsa de plastico en la cabeza.

Zapatero Socialism: You Have two Cows. The goverment charges you taxes for three cows, you complain. They accused you to be a facist and eager for a Civil war.

David dijo...

Muy bueno, Miguel. Me ha despertado casi del todo.

Espero ansioso la lección dos del temario de Zapatero.

Miguelito dijo...

No hay lección dos. Zapatero ya lo sabe todo. Mandaremos a unos islamistas a tu casa para que te borren del mapa, so facha. Es el devenir histórico que hace inevitable la eliminación de las clases parásitas como la tuya.

Miguelito dijo...

Por cierto, quien indagó en la red y encontró este manual de política fue Dina.

Von Chemmen dijo...

a) ¿Qué estaría buscando Dina para encontrar esto?

b) El intento es válido pero inutil, Zapatero solo entendería la parte de tienes dos vacas, analizaría la palabra vaca y realizaría una puesta en común con su compañeros de clase sobre el concepto "Dos".

c) Me apunto a la parte de las Jirafas, definitivamente.

Necesito un café, necesito un café, necesito un café.

Miguelito dijo...

Pues me parece recordar que buscaba información sobre un juego llamado... "Illuminati" :-)

Miguelito dijo...

Post Peronismo Argentino:

Tenés dos lindas vaquitas. Llamás a los amigos, y vas a tomar y tomar, mate o lo que sea, y pensás que las vaquitas, tan listas eshas, van a ordeñarse, emboteshar la lechesita y distribuirla por las lesherías, todo eshas solitas (así, tres años sin visitar la granja). Las vacas, egoístas eshas, murieron. Y además, la conchota de tu señora te la pegó con un vecino huevón que tené más guita que vos (sus vacas están en el extranjero). Entrás en crisis y el gobierno invade las Malvinas. Todo sale mal, y culpás al Fondo Monetario Internacional.